Why should you do a little dance, you ask? Because you're a rich ass mother f**ker. In fact, in the UAE, your fortune is second only to that of the Saudi king.
Your name is Sheikh Hamad Bin Hamdan. You have a fleet of more than 200 cars; not the least of which are seven Mercedes 500 SELs painted in different colors of the rainbow. And you keep them in a custom-built pyramid because... why not, right?
See, the thing is: You have all those cars and still like 14 billion euros to spare. What, on earth, are you going to spend it on?
Workers to write your name in the sand... really... effing... big... Duh.
Some people grow up, dreaming about seeing their names in lights. Those people are losers. You, sir, can see your name from outer space.
That bitch is 2 miles wide, with letters 1,000 metres long. Badass. Brush your shoulders off.
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