Tuesday, July 19, 2011

NATALIE PORTMAN REVEALS SON'S NAME ON ISRAELI TALK SHOW


Why bury the lead? It's Alef - the first letter of the Hebrew alphabet with the lofty meaning "oneness of god." In fact, as noted by People Magazine, in Juddaic Kabbalah, this name even "relates to the origin of the universe, 'the primordial one that contains all numbers.'"

Some heavy stuff. So, why is it then, that every time I hear Alef all I can think of is Alf? I deserve a primordial slap on the wrist, if you ask me. But, even I have to admit...

Alef > Apple

And it's a damn good thing Natalie and her fiance Benjamin Millepied didn't follow in Gwenyth's footsteps too. Because, with a name like Apple Millepied, you can kiss significant connotations about God and the universe goodbye. All that name is projecting is this:

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