CHIC, C'EST LA VIE

Well, I feel stupid. All this time I've thought Countess LuAnn capitalized the A in her name to be as pretentious as possible, but it turns out that capital A actually serves a purpose: to make the sentence below as symmetrical as possible

Countess LuAnn is a total Ass.

If you don't believe me, take a gander at her new "official" music video, "Chic, C'est la Vie," in which she enlists her RHONY friends Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon to try and look sexy behind her. What's that you say? They just look awkward? Cut the Countess a break. This video looks pretty low budget. I wouldn't be surprised, if I found out the videographer was Bobby.

Sorry, girls. The Russian Judge gives you a 3.5. C'est mauvais.

Now, Kelly, pass me the jellybeans already!