Thursday, April 28, 2011
ABC's Nick Watt and the Art of Transitions
When the news is a mix of killer tornadoes and royal wedding preps, how on Earth can a correspondent transition smoothly from one topic to the other? Easy. Wear a doppler radar tie.
Royal Wedding Exclusive: How to land a Prince
Prince William may officially be off the market, but his cuter brother is still available. If I were you, I'd take some notes.
Disney Princesses: Together we can erase the women's movement
A new series in which the Disney princesses, one by one, offer their advice to little girls. First up is Belle. Please keep in mind, when you are listening to statements like - "The longer that your trapped with the same person, it'll start to feel like home. Stockholm." - that she is probably the strongest female of them all. God help us.
Sassy Gay Friend on the Royal Wedding
All of your girlfriends may be waking up at 4am to watch this Royal Wedding nonsense, but your sassy gay friend isn't.
Guidos Gone Wilde
If you're an educated person with any knowledge of Oscar Wilde and his ways... and you picture him living, not in the nineteenth century, but in the present day...then, this might not be such a big stretch of the imagination. I mean, I read The Picture of Dorian Gray in college and, let me tell you, that bad boy was like a cross between A-rod and Dexter... or perhaps the Ice Truck Killer... it was art, after all.
But while I may not be 100% decided on which modern day celebrities Mr. Wilde most resembles, there is one thing of which I'm absolutely certain: Oscar Wilde would have logged some pretty serious hours at the Jersey Shore. And, with that in mind, I give you the Jersey Shore transcripts, as performed by the stars of Broadway's The Importance of Being Earnest. Because, frankly, it's the way he would've wanted it.
But while I may not be 100% decided on which modern day celebrities Mr. Wilde most resembles, there is one thing of which I'm absolutely certain: Oscar Wilde would have logged some pretty serious hours at the Jersey Shore. And, with that in mind, I give you the Jersey Shore transcripts, as performed by the stars of Broadway's The Importance of Being Earnest. Because, frankly, it's the way he would've wanted it.
Friday, April 22, 2011
United We Britney
The United States Marines of HMLA 169 and 266 Rein don't just protect our freedom. They also do a damn good rendition of "Hold It Against Me."
Seriously, what could be better? It's like a hot firemen calendar that dances too.
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