Because it's been WAY too long since white kids had a rap anthem. (ahem Tea Partay, I'm looking at you.) Do yourself a favor and check out the new video by Fog and Smog, called "Whole Foods Parking Lot." It touches on all the good stuff: inexplicably small shopping carts, overpriced vegetables, bitchy women shopping in yoga pants... See what I mean? These guys understand you. And, if that isn't enough to convince you to watch, here's a sample of lyrics from the 3rd verse:
"This Busters on his iPhone talking to his friends,
Picking up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse.
You're the most annoying dude I've ever SEEN brah...
Could you PLEASE move? You're RIGHT in front of the Quinoa."
Did that guy just rhyme brah with Quinoa? Oh yes, he did. Shit is gettin' real.
No comments:
Post a Comment